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09-25-2003, 04:24 PM
In the audio commentary on the second disc, they say he was based on a real person. If you can get a name, a pic, and possibly footage (especially a sound clip of calling those 2 rapists goof's, as paul tompkins said) post it here.

09-25-2003, 08:12 PM
damn that would be badass


gerald hennessy
09-26-2003, 12:43 PM
there is a bunch of stuff about this guy. his real name is jj bittenbinder. i didn't find any audio clips but i didn't look that hard. http://defence4u.com/

09-26-2003, 03:06 PM
how did you find that? im laughing my ass off,
FF Woodycoocks looks just like him

09-26-2003, 03:39 PM
WHERE IS THE CRIME STICK! LMAO at how he call criminals goofs. Say a man raped an old lady, slit her throat, hung her upside down in her closet, and then did the same to her 11 year old daughter , he'd say "The Goof then continued to rape the woman 3 times before slitting her throat. thats one sick goof. ain't that right, crime stick?"

09-26-2003, 07:35 PM
i didnt notice anything about his ice cream parlor though:D

09-29-2003, 11:43 AM

Thanks so much sweet sweet gerald!

Goof! LOL!

10-28-2004, 09:47 PM
I don't know how I missed this thread. I just spent half an hour trying to figure out what that guy's name was. I used to watch his show all the time. It had really bad re-enactments and good advice. I thought I was the only person who ever actually saw the guy it was based on.

10-28-2004, 10:45 PM
If you want to learn more about fighting crime, and how sweet ice cream is, just visit one of FF Woodycook's ice cream precincts.

10-28-2004, 11:21 PM
I guess that makes the sketch a lot funnier. I never found it to be that good, other than the fact David gets punched 15 times in a row, but now I understand why.

After seeing that website it is now one of my favorites.

10-29-2004, 12:56 AM
that website gave me an orgasm. an anal orgasm

10-29-2004, 01:10 AM
It was prostatastic!

10-29-2004, 01:38 AM
i dont know what thaty means!

10-29-2004, 01:43 AM
lay off the sauce, boozy

04-19-2010, 07:18 AM
Nice to read funny stuff from you on this thread