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Mr.Admin
07-15-2003, 03:25 AM
She's about 4 feet tall but this woman packs a serious punch. When she's not destroying right wing political talking heads, she's making people laugh with her standup or movie rolls. Let's hear a big round of applause for Janeane!

5InchTaint
10-30-2004, 02:58 AM
This, from what I can ascertain in my highly inebriated state, is the first post ever on BUTM. Let's all have a moment of silence and reflect upon this monumental and ground-breaking statement.
























amen.

CptPlanet
10-30-2004, 06:18 AM
I wonder if he ever got that round of applause. Gosh I hope so. How awkward would that have been?

5InchTaint
10-31-2004, 03:35 PM
I doubt it since it took 15 months before it got a reply.

chris56789
11-11-2004, 10:32 PM
JG is cool.

CptPlanet
11-12-2004, 12:29 AM
thanks i was waiting for your endorsement. i can like her without reservation now.

5InchTaint
11-24-2004, 11:54 PM
See, now I hate her.

ritzik
11-26-2004, 04:24 AM
It's been almost ten years since she's made me laugh, she USED to rock. Maybe she still does, but I haven't seen it.

CptPlanet
11-27-2004, 04:54 AM
mr. admin is a goofball.

chris56789
12-13-2004, 05:00 AM
The older JG gets, the hotter she gets. Anyone notice this?

okhana
12-13-2004, 12:50 PM
I've edited most of these BS posts,

WARNING: don't click on any links posted by guests... they are probably evil spammers who want to harm your computer.

Thanks!

agent_PUNT

Baby's Coffin
12-14-2004, 02:32 AM
she's making people laugh with her standup or movie rolls.

like who?

RizzleMcIzzle
12-14-2004, 02:36 AM
Originally posted by Mr.Admin
movie rolls

Sounds delicious.

lizardking
12-14-2004, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Admin
She's about 4 feet tall but this woman packs a serious punch. When she's not destroying right wing political talking heads, she's making people laugh with her standup or movie rolls. Let's hear a big round of applause for Janeane!

Ill be sure to give her your regards! Seriously, though, she's not real cool about "fans" approaching her in public. I don't blame her after that whole Monica Seles thing.

You rock, Janene!

agent_PUNT
12-14-2004, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by lizardking
Ill be sure to give her your regards! Seriously, though, she's not real cool about "fans" approaching her in public. I don't blame her after that whole Monica Seles thing.

You rock, Janene!

You mean that time I dressed up as Monica Seles and murdered Janene's parents when they were shopping for her birthday present?

5InchTaint
12-14-2004, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by lizardking
Ill be sure to give her your regards! Seriously, though, she's not real cool about "fans" approaching her in public. I don't blame her after that whole Monica Seles thing.

You rock, Janene!
Actually, she's fine with people approaching her in public. I've met her before, have you? Maybe she ran away from you screaming because you're such a worthless unredeemable waste of space.

chris56789
12-15-2004, 08:01 PM
Who would you rather meet, JG or Sarah Silverman?

I pick JG!! Sarah is prettier overall, but JG intellect turns me on!!

What about you guys?

5InchTaint
12-15-2004, 08:16 PM
Janeane is pretty sexy in person. She has a sultry voice and even though she's getting older, I'd still fuck her like a madman.

Treebeard
12-15-2004, 08:58 PM
Sarah is both funnier and hotter. I'll go with her.

teengirlsquad
12-15-2004, 09:19 PM
i've met her too and she was amazing. she actually got teary eyed when i told her how much i loved her. well she was drunk but i think there was a pinch of real emotion under the whisky breath. she's great. i love her.

Brain Stew
12-15-2004, 09:20 PM
Originally posted by chris56789
Who would you rather meet, JG or Sarah Silverman?

I pick JG!! Sarah is prettier overall, but JG intellect turns me on!!

What about you guys?

Sarah. It's a no brainer!

Resident Expert
12-16-2004, 07:17 PM
NEWSFLASH! Sarah Silverman is a JEW!

tjamick
12-16-2004, 07:21 PM
What was i gonna say again.......

Brain Stew
12-16-2004, 07:31 PM
Originally posted by Resident Expert
NEWSFLASH! Sarah Silverman is a JEW!
I personally find Jewish women sexy.

tjamick
12-16-2004, 07:44 PM
..........Oh, yeah.

Originally posted by Resident Expert
NEWSFLASH! Sarah Silverman is a JEW!

i'm personally offended for any people in here that may be of jewish ancestry.

agent_PUNT
12-17-2004, 09:39 AM
Originally posted by Brain Stew
I personally find Jewish women sexy.

I'll take it one step further and admit I have a jewish fetish.... which is a hard thing to find on the web to jerk off to.

It's a fetish, I've asked my girlfriend to curl her hair (all of it!)

tjamick
12-17-2004, 09:42 AM
Originally posted by agent_PUNT


It's a fetish, I've asked my girlfriend to curl her hair (all of it!)

now punt, theres a line between regular "guy talk" and just being vulgar and you just crossed it.

Brain Stew
12-17-2004, 09:57 AM
Originally posted by agent_PUNT
I'll take it one step further and admit I have a jewish fetish.... which is a hard thing to find on the web to jerk off to.

I'm beginning to think Jewish porn is just a children's fable like El Dorado, the fountain of youth or Two Taco Tuesday :(.

agent_PUNT
12-17-2004, 10:22 AM
Originally posted by Brain Stew
I'm beginning to think Jewish porn is just a children's fable like El Dorado, the fountain of youth or Two Taco Tuesday :(.

fuck brain stew I can't believe I found someone I can talk to about this....

We will forever be linked with our jewish porn struggles.

I salute you.

Stabby
12-17-2004, 03:05 PM
Does that come with an incessant nagging fetish?

5InchTaint
12-17-2004, 04:52 PM
Visit where I live and you'll have enough jerk off material for at least a couple of years. Especially during the summer months, jew girls in bikinis!

tjamick
12-17-2004, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by agent_PUNT
I'll take it one step further and admit I have a jewish fetish.... which is a hard thing to find on the web to jerk off to.



and it makes it even harder being that the only computer you have is at your work.

agent_PUNT
12-18-2004, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by tjamick
and it makes it even harder being that the only computer you have is at your work.

except for now (weekends) when I visit my parents.... who are out of town so I can jerk off at will.


Then, when my uncle Will leaves, I'll jerk of at porn.

tjamick
12-18-2004, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by agent_PUNT
I can jerk off at will.


Then, when my uncle Will leaves, I'll jerk of at porn.


send pictures

chris56789
12-24-2004, 05:17 PM
How does a JG thread get turned into jew masturbation?

agent_PUNT
12-24-2004, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by chris56789
How does a JG thread get turned into jew masturbation?

A FUCKING CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

(if this posts twice it's because this computer is not cool)

i apologize. or i don't.

chris56789
12-27-2004, 05:10 AM
Can we get back to talking about the goddess that which is Janeane Garofalo?

Brain Stew
12-27-2004, 10:18 AM
I think the woman who triggered my Jewess facination the most is Jessi Klein:

http://www.kleintastic.com/images/TOPNAV/Jessi_Klein-PHOTO.jpg

I am now damaged goods.

chris56789
12-27-2004, 06:44 PM
Damnit!! No wonder Janeane probably gets pissed off about the world, this is JG thread and still guys talk about other women. Janeane wants to guys to think she's sexy, too!!

Janeane is a goddess. They're hotter women than Janeane, but can they match the intellectual capacity her great mind holds? I think not.

3v3+Z
12-27-2004, 06:52 PM
Originally posted by chris56789
...can they match the intellectual capacity her great mind holds? I think not.
Does that mean she can deepthroat?

chris56789
12-28-2004, 06:37 AM
Originally posted by 3v3+Z
Does that mean she can deepthroat?
Aww maaan!! I never imagined Janeane ever doing that before, now you put that image in my mind!!!

3v3+Z
12-28-2004, 10:02 AM
I was thinking about saying that it doesn't take any special skill to deepthroat a tiny, Asian pee-ner, but I decided I'm not going to. Your welcome.

chris56789
12-28-2004, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by 3v3+Z
I was thinking about saying that it doesn't take any special skill to deepthroat a tiny, Asian pee-ner, but I decided I'm not going to. Your welcome.

Actually, my penis is so short, I don't even think it would even reach her throat.

Aww maaaan!! You got me talking about Janeane in a degrading way, damn you!!