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Treebeard
07-09-2005, 01:27 AM
well?

tjamick
07-09-2005, 01:45 AM
I'll wanna fuck Janeane no matter how old she gets.

chaza
07-09-2005, 01:59 AM
I'd say she's hot, even though I only saw her in person during her wacky blonde phase.

AndersLevant
07-09-2005, 08:59 AM
Reality Bites makes it overwhelmingly clear that Janeane is in no way hot, and, barring massive reconstructive surgery, she never will be.

Pali
07-09-2005, 09:02 AM
Yes, she is.

JuanBallsac
07-09-2005, 09:21 AM
I would like to just lay in bed with her all day, stroking her tattoos, getting the zany story behind each one. Next I would share my love of The Truth About Cats and Dogs with her. Making love wouldn't be an option, because I'm sure her bush is out of control.

SushiBarMachine
07-09-2005, 10:10 AM
don't think she's that hot... at all, little nerdy
________
BBW BUSTY (http://www.fucktube.com/categories/206/busty/videos/1)

Treebeard
07-09-2005, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by JuanBallsac
I'm sure her bush is out of control.

i think i know what the next poll is going to be!

teengirlsquad
07-09-2005, 06:21 PM
how come YOU GET TO BE A MODERATOR?????


and damn it juan you made me laugh and i really didnt want to!

Treebeard
07-09-2005, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by teengirlsquad
how come YOU GET TO BE A MODERATOR?????


and damn it juan you made me laugh and i really didnt want to!

mr admin carefully weighed all the potential mods, and the decision was easy

tjamick
07-09-2005, 08:45 PM
he begged for it and changed his avatar to "Deputy Moderator" when Mr. Admin was on and made Seth a mod. Admin gave him "Reign" over the least used section.

AndersLevant
07-09-2005, 11:32 PM
That is a very accurate summary, TJ.

3v3+Z
07-10-2005, 02:17 AM
Originally posted by JuanBallsac
...bush is out of control.
Well, that's why she's got a radio show, right? Huh? Anyone?
Originally posted by chaza
I'd say she's hot, even though I only saw her in person during her wacky blonde phase.
She's gone through a LOT of wacky-ass phases! Anders was talking about her not looking so great in "Reality Bites". That was her wacky bangs phase. She's also had a wacky sunless-tanner phase, a whacky anorexic actress phase, a whacky I've-got-a-publicist-that-wants-to-make-sure-my-name-is-fucking-EVERYWHERE phase... Am I leaving any out?
Originally posted by tjamick
I'll wanna fuck Janeane no matter how old she gets.
Well, isn't THAT a great pick up line! (XOXO... ah, you get the idea.)

Janeane's got some serious sexual hang ups that would make things seriously awkward. She's also got some seriously low self esteem, so if you know how to play that, game on, I guess.

agent_PUNT
07-10-2005, 11:15 AM
Janeane is also a black woman.

teengirlsquad
07-10-2005, 11:22 AM
ek why is it ok to fucking scrutinize the way she looks or if you think shed be good in bed. fuck you fuckers. lets talk about how big we think david crosses dick is and if hed be a quick fuck.

this is all irrelevant and disgusting... get a fucking life all of you. oh I KNOW LETS ALL vote to see if Tom Kenny is gay or not! I mean he's skinny and kind of whiney why not???

PATHETIC. seriously fucking pathetic.

agent_PUNT
07-10-2005, 11:31 AM
Originally posted by teengirlsquad
lets talk about how big we think david crosses dick is and if hed be a quick fuck.


but that would be gay.

Tommy
07-10-2005, 11:43 AM
TSG -- I hope this makes you feel better:
http://www.cosmeticsurgery-news.com/article2387.html

Get well soon.

teengirlsquad
07-10-2005, 11:54 AM
put can we add "suggesting surgery to someone who CLEARLY doesnt need it" to that OLD NAVY list?

CptPlanet
07-10-2005, 12:36 PM
People on streets
Dee da dee da day
People on streets
Dee da dee da dee da dee da

It's the terror of knowing
what this world is about
watching some good friends scream
let me out
Pray tomorrow
takes me high high hiiiiiiigher
(Pressure on people
People on streets)

Turned away from it all
Like a blind man
Sat on a fence
But it don't work
Keep coming up with love
But it's so slashed and torn
Why?
Why?
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Insanity laughs under pressure we're cracking

CAN'T WE GIVE OURSELVES ONE MORE CHANCE?
WHY CANT WE GIVE LOVE THAT ONE MORE CHANCE?
WHY CANT WE GIVE LOVE GIVE LOVE GIVE LOVE GIVE LOVE GIVE LOVE GIVE LOVE GIVE LOVE

Because love's such an old fashioned word and
Love dares you to care for
the people on the edge of the night
And love dares you to change our way of caring about ourselves
This is our last dance
This is our last dance
This is ourselves
Under pressure

Pali
07-10-2005, 12:47 PM
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I agree with TGS, this thread is redundant and misogynistic. Here's where I say something ironic to my last statement, such as the fact that she has a lovely Canadian vagina.

CptPlanet
07-10-2005, 12:55 PM
She keeps Moet et Chandon
In her pretty cabinet
"Let them eat cake" she says
Just like Marie Antionette

Building a remedy
For Kruschev and Kennedy
and any time an invitation you can't decliiiine

Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in ettiquette
Extraordinarily nice
She's a killer queeeen

Gunpowder gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Recommended at the price
Insatiable in appetite
Wanna try?

AndersLevant
07-10-2005, 01:01 PM
One of my favorite things is ranking people based on how attractive I find them. Naturally, discussions of one's attractiveness are necessary for one to be ranked.

And obviously you could call such a thing superficial, and I would fully support that statement. Superficial is an adjective that means occuring or existing at or on the surface.

But my rankings are usually not entirely superficial. I often take into account one's personality or overall pleasantness. Sometimes I even account for one's scent.

Ranking things -- people, food, places, clothes, books, movies, television shows, music -- occupies a significant portion of my life.

CptPlanet
07-10-2005, 01:01 PM
To avoid complications
she never kept the same address
In conversation
She spoke just like a baroness

Met a man from China
Went down to Geisha Minah
And then again incidentally if you're that way incliiiined

Her perfume came naturally from Paris
For cars she couldn't care less
Fastidious and precise
She's a killer queeeeen
Gunpowder gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow you mind
Anytime

[awesome solo]

Drop of a hat she's as willing as
Playful as a pussycat
Momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of gas
She'll absolutely drive you wiiiiiiild
wiiiiiild
She's out to get you

She's a killer queeeen
Gunpowder gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Recommended at the price
Insatiable in appetite
Wanna tryyyyyyy?

CptPlanet
07-10-2005, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by AndersLevant
One of my favorite things is ranking people based on how attractive I find them. Naturally, discussions of one's attractiveness are necessary for one to be ranked.

And obviously you could call such a thing superficial, and I would fully support that statement. Superficial is an adjective that means occuring or existing at or on the surface.

But my rankings are usually not entirely superficial. I often take into account one's personality or overall pleasantness. Sometimes I even account for one's scent.

Ranking things -- people, food, places, clothes, books, movies, television shows, music -- occupies a significant portion of my life.

I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nurseryyyyy
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Hey big woman
You made a bad boy outta meeeee

3v3+Z
07-10-2005, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by CptPlanet
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nurseryyyyy
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Hey big woman
You made a bad boy outta meeeee
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/edstevensiscool/reportedpost.jpg

Pali
07-10-2005, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by AndersLevant
One of my favorite things is ranking people based on how attractive I find them. Naturally, discussions of one's attractiveness are necessary for one to be ranked.

And obviously you could call such a thing superficial, and I would fully support that statement. Superficial is an adjective that means occuring or existing at or on the surface.

But my rankings are usually not entirely superficial. I often take into account one's personality or overall pleasantness. Sometimes I even account for one's scent.

Ranking things -- people, food, places, clothes, books, movies, television shows, music -- occupies a significant portion of my life.

I got soul, but I'm not a soldier. Dick.

AndersLevant
07-10-2005, 01:11 PM
Originally posted by Pali
I got soul, but I'm not a soldier. Dick.

That post, Pali, was redundant and misandristic.

CptPlanet
07-10-2005, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by 3v3+Z
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/edstevensiscool/reportedpost.jpg

I want to break free-hee
I want to BREAK FREEEEEE
I want to break free from your lies
Yes you're self-satisfied I don't neeeed you
I've got to break free
God knows
God knows I want to break free

Pali
07-10-2005, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by AndersLevant
That post, Pali, was redundant and misandristic.

Monkey see, monkey complain about. Except monkeys don't see too well, they fill in the blanks for themselves, seeing what they want to see. Not real monkeys though, I imagine they see quite well, so as to spot tigers and whatnot.

teengirlsquad
07-10-2005, 01:54 PM
I go out to work on Monday morning
Tuesday I go off to honeymoon
I'll be back again before it's time for sunnydown
I'll be lazing on a Sunday afternoon
Bicycling on every Wednesday evening
Thursday I go waltzing to the Zoo
I come from London town
I'm just an ordinary guy
Fridays I go painting in the Louvre
I'm bound to be proposing on a Saturday night
There he goes again
I'll be lazing on a Sunday lazing on a Sunday
Lazing on a Sunday afternoon

AndersLevant
07-10-2005, 04:16 PM
"That is, 'I am that which I am,'" helpfully translates a somehow nautical-looking Indiv. with gigantick Fore-Arms, and one Eye ever a-Squint from the Smoke of his Pipe.

CptPlanet
07-11-2005, 12:22 AM
All we hear is
Radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga

dash riprock
07-25-2005, 06:44 PM
hot hot hot hot

Citrus Mountain
07-25-2005, 07:08 PM
totally hot, and you stole my name.

Citrus Mountain
07-26-2005, 12:16 AM
Originally posted by JuanBallsac
Making love wouldn't be an option, because I'm sure her bush is out of control.

When you've got hedgeclippers like mine, it's do-able.

5InchTaint
07-26-2005, 03:07 AM
One time at a show at Tinkles, I met JG and bought her a drink. She thanked me and I didn't think she really gave a shit. I mean, really, big deal. Later in the night she was talking with Fred Armisen at her table and when I came down from the upstairs bar, I looked over at her and she actually waved me over to the table. She thanked me for the drink and I said hi to Fred and bullshitted a little with him and talked about his Native American bit and Eurotrip. I excused myself because I thought I was being a nuisance but Janeane said "No!", and Fred actually excused himself because Jon Glasser was calling him over. So, I actually sat down and had dinner with JANEANE fucking GAROFALO!!!

I was really blown away that not only was I eating dinner with her but we were getting along together very well. I had always had a crush on her since the Ben Stiller show and my mind was absoluteley swimming in a crush/amazement/bewilderment cocktail that just happened to be supplemented with a few drinks from the bar. She had blonde hair at the time but her eyes were still amazing and her voice had just the right tone of sultry, intelligent, and sexy that had me feeling like Jell-o in my seat. It was surreal but there were moments that we would just look into each others eyes for periods of time that would have made married couples blush, yet it wasn't uncomfortable at all. It was...really, really nice. Soothing.

Well, Janeane said she had to go after dinner and I asked her if she was going to another bar or just going home. She asked "Why?", and I said that if she were going to another bar I would like to go because I was having such a nice night that I really didn't want it to end. She told me "I was really just going to go back to my place. Do you want to walk with me?". 'Ummm, hell yes!', I thought to myself. This was unreal. I abadoned my friends (and ride home, mind you) and we took off at an unexpectedly rapid pace. She might be short but she can walk like a Kenyan!

We got to her building in about four or five minutes and I followed her up to her beautiful third floor apartment (no, I won't give you the address perverts) and we had a glass of some weird French Whiskey (?). I started to tell her about a project that I was working on at the time and was trying to proposition her for a part as nonchalantly as I could when she started to get closer and closer to me. I was nervous as hell but the heat of her body next to mine just stoked my internal flame (i.e. raging throbbing hard-on) and I leaned down slowly to kiss her. She backed away slighthly and I thought that maybe I'd be on TV as some lunatic sexual offender but she leaned in and we kissed. We really kissed. She has the most aggressive and sensual tongue I've ever experienced. We kissed deep and long and she started to rub her body against the unmistakable male stiffness I acquired. My God! I ran my hands up the back of her shirt, softly touching the curves of her back and began to run my thumbs against the sides of her breasts. Slowly, gently, but with clear intent I worked my hands in soft circles, purposefully avoiding her nipples to prolong that moment when.......

Stay tuned for the next chapter of "I'm Full of Shit and Really, Really Need to Get Laid"....Next week!

scotch-romanian
07-26-2005, 03:32 AM
I totally bought that.

aw!tte
07-26-2005, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by scotch-romanian
I totally bought that.


Me too, until I realized we weren't talking about whether David Cross was a quick lay or not. Once I realized the conversation had flipped back to JG, I zipped up, ditched the kleenex, and moved on.

Which is not to say she is not hot. Hot she is...

5InchTaint
07-27-2005, 07:29 AM
Originally posted by scotch-romanian
I totally bought that.
Thank you for your gullibility, it makes it all worthwhile.

chaza
07-28-2005, 12:08 AM
Originally posted by 5InchTaint
Thank you for your gullibility, it makes it all worthwhile.

That was a good story, I was at a Tinkle where she performed during her blonde hair phase. I think she bombed though, especially compared to her performance at Stella a few weeks beforehand.

5InchTaint
08-04-2005, 07:10 PM
She's going to be appearing on the West Wing if anyone cares. Probably not but I figured I'd throw it out there.

3v3+Z
08-05-2005, 02:13 AM
I've never seen that show, but I've heard it's not that funny.

quartersmostly
08-05-2005, 11:10 AM
I was buying the story until this.

Originally posted by 5InchTaint
It was surreal but there were moments that we would just look into each others eyes for periods of time that would have made married couples blush, yet it wasn't uncomfortable at all. It was...really, really nice. Soothing.

5InchTaint
08-05-2005, 12:41 PM
Yeah, that was pretty hacky and queer. That's what you get when you're drunk, high, and too lazy to reread or edit what you wrote.

RIGHTWing
09-23-2005, 02:26 PM
i couldnt agree less with her zany leftist outlook...but, im infatuated with janeane from the first time i saw her....had a dream about dating her, and kissing her......very strange for a super patriot like me.....

CptPlanet
09-23-2005, 04:49 PM
bumping is cool and so is your gimmick

5InchTaint
01-28-2006, 12:55 AM
Bumping IS cool!

Zowie
01-28-2006, 03:33 PM
Boo Hoo

I think she is neither hot nor extremely funny.
Teengirlsquat it comes with the territory, you know being a public figure and all that.

I like that TEENSGIRLSSQUAT!

Pali
01-28-2006, 10:14 PM
What?

CptPlanet
01-28-2006, 10:27 PM
this thread is officially dead to me

ME!!!!
01-28-2006, 10:32 PM
I think maybe I should change my vote. Yesterday I suddenly started cranking it while listening to Majority Report:eek:

It might of just been coincedence because I was watching porn at the time too.