View Full Version : Listen to this...

02-17-2004, 07:47 PM
My friend has to be the lucky person in the world she has the luckiest person in the whole world, she has David Cross' number.

02-17-2004, 11:16 PM
is she a friend of his or something?

i dont think it's that big a deal if she does have his number or not. let's say she gave his phone number to do. what could you do with it? call him and be a lame fanboy for 10 minutes before he insults you and you cry in your bed because your hero called you a bad name? i'd rather meet him after a show and hang out for a couple drinks than call him awkwardly on the phone and gush over how much i love him and mr. show or whatever.

so basically, calling david cross would be lame but hanging out with him would be cool. i think.

gerald hennessy
02-18-2004, 12:30 AM
"My friend has to be the lucky person in the world she has the luckiest person in the whole world, she has David Cross' number."


02-18-2004, 12:57 AM
Ouch... She got the number from Lance Bangs (Let America Laugh), and who cares if what we do with the number? I would rather cry over some pathetic thing I said then live my life pretending like I going to meet him after a show somewhere and become best friends.

02-18-2004, 01:08 PM
yes, i spend every moment of every day hoping that i run into david cross so that we can become fast friends and have sleepovers at each others' houses.

my point was that who cares if your friend has his phone number? can she do anything with it? no. i said i would much rather run into him at a bar or something and talk for a few minutes than call him out of the blue to be, like i said, a lame fanboy, something that you apparently aspire to be.

in conclusion, no one gives a shit that your friend stole david cross's phone number from lance bangs' palm pilot so please keep it to yourself.

gerald hennessy
02-18-2004, 02:31 PM
Is something wrong with my computer? I am having trouble reading Hecubus' posts.

02-18-2004, 02:47 PM
What's up Chaaaange's ass?

Settle down for chrissakes...

02-18-2004, 04:19 PM
i think the fact that the original post in this thread was completely incoherent made me put on my angry pants.

02-19-2004, 10:21 AM
Ahh, a fellow member of the Grammar Gestapo!

I salute your perspicacity! :D

02-19-2004, 06:33 PM
well, it's not so much the grammar. it's more the fact that what he wrote was such a train wreck. honestly, it's like he stuttered through trying to set up his big news, panicked, and just went "uh...shehasdavidcross'number". my brain hurts.

02-19-2004, 08:01 PM
Is "he" a "she"?

Is that an "inappropriate" question?

Anyway, it looked much to me like something I'd vomit onto a public board whilst scandalously intoxicated.

And, let me tell you, my "vomit" is both aromatic and significant! You fuckers!

02-19-2004, 08:05 PM
Yeah, so upon re-reading my own post, it didn't even make drunksense to me.

I don't know. I'm going to have a Hot Toddy and slither into my bed...

02-20-2004, 02:56 AM
well fuck my ass!

i love the mature boards! we can cuss!!!!

lets all swear........cock knocker!!!!!

02-20-2004, 05:26 PM
Lazy are People

Dart Shitter
03-08-2004, 05:22 PM
Chaaa, It's "Lazy R People"

I have David Cross's number too, so watch out mister Cross

03-12-2004, 09:24 AM
I don't do impressions, BUT, here is my impression of you calling David Cross:

In this impression:

DC = David
SFB = Shit For Brains = You
I think it would go a little something like this: (smirk)

DC> "Hello?"

SFB> "Hello, is this David Cross?"

DC> "Yes it is, hello"

SFB> "Oh my god! As if you answered the phone that is so crazy, I'm a huge fan and...."

DC> "Why is it crazy that I answered my phone? It rings so I pick it up. It's something I do with phones." (click)

SFB> "...hello? Wow, what an asshole he hung up on me"


There, I just saved you 25 cents. He's not an asshole by the way. Who knows maybe you two would really connect. Give him a call friend of Hecubus. Let me know how it turns out.

10-10-2004, 02:51 AM

it makes me happy that you dont post here anymore.

10-10-2004, 04:14 AM
As someone who has been to a bar with David Cross I can tell you that I would much rather masturbate to his voice on the other end of a telephone.

Jesus this place used to be faggot central. I'm glad we cleaned it up.

10-10-2004, 01:55 PM
I have his e-mail address. Yippee.

10-10-2004, 02:17 PM
i have all of his toe nail clippings from the time he was five up to about 4 months ago.

10-10-2004, 02:43 PM
I paid his ex-girlfriend for three of his used condoms.

10-10-2004, 03:00 PM
I'm still not laughing.

10-10-2004, 04:09 PM
I too have David Cross's's number. It's 4.

NOW are you laughing, your honor?

10-10-2004, 07:45 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Hecubus
[B]Ouch... She got the number from Lance Bangs (Let America Laugh

I don't get it. Why would Lance have given your friend David's number? And how did you expect us to reply to that statement? We're suppossed to cream all over ourselves and ask you to ask your friend for his number, right? Come on.

10-10-2004, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by apotatojudge
I'm still not laughing.

girls are bitchy

10-10-2004, 08:01 PM
How come when I take a stab at someone it's me being "bitchy," but when you/Botts/5inch talk shit it's perfectly understandishable??!

I'm going to make this my new comedy act!

Don't get me started!

10-10-2004, 08:03 PM
you can also talk about how when youre on your period, you like to eat ice cream and cry, and about how men are like apes.

10-10-2004, 08:04 PM
"God, when I menstruate, I don't just get my period - I get an exclamation mark!!"

10-10-2004, 08:09 PM
or you could always make it satire by saying "when i'm having my menstral cycle, i dont go on the rag, i have an exclamation mark."

10-10-2004, 08:18 PM
or you can be the first in the new wave of prop comics/"guerilla" comics, and you can just bleed all over the audiance.
then pick up a towel with a saddle on it and go "this is for when you're on the rag"

10-10-2004, 09:22 PM
I always wanted to poop on this one:

10-10-2004, 09:35 PM
i still think this should be our official flag:


10-10-2004, 09:43 PM
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