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kulguyssj4
05-31-2004, 08:34 AM
Unauthorized Biography of Mr. Show although I had to laugh at the kisses scene afterwards.

Bob: "If a man was really comfortable with his heterosexuality he'd french another man like there's no tomorrah.
Sarah:(Pecks him on the cheek)
Bob:Come on you call that a kiss, I want me some tongue and take off your clothes I want to feel while I'm at it...

agent_PUNT
05-31-2004, 11:53 AM
That leads in to the "Legend of the Third Wheel" which is one of the greatest sketches of all time. .

kulguyssj4
05-31-2004, 12:52 PM
I'm afraid not, it leads into the gay porno film which leads into the third wheel sketch
pfft...

agent_PUNT
06-01-2004, 09:58 PM
that last comment just made my HIV turn into AIDS.

CptPlanet
06-01-2004, 11:11 PM
Does that mean that you're eligible to be on the Olympic diving team now?















HO HO HO TOPICAL ZING! AND TIMELY TOO!

3v3+Z
06-01-2004, 11:34 PM
...but swimmers don't get the AIDS because (You ready for this?) Mark SPITS!!! HEY-oooooooooooooo!!! :rolleyes:

Epsilon
06-01-2004, 11:41 PM
Most irrelevant sketch ever: "Who Wants a Banana?"

3v3+Z
06-01-2004, 11:50 PM
Oh yeah. That's the topic here. I forgot.

I meant to ask: "irrelevant" to what? Seriously, am I the only one that doesn't get that?

keepthechaaange
06-02-2004, 12:53 AM
Originally posted by 3v3+Z
Seriously, am I the only one that doesn't get that?

Yes.

CptPlanet
06-02-2004, 02:06 AM
Originally posted by 3v3+Z
Oh yeah. That's the topic here. I forgot.

I meant to ask: "irrelevant" to what? Seriously, am I the only one that doesn't get that?

I'm with you 100% on that one. I thought maybe this thread was started by a 10th grader trying to sound smart and maybe he meant "irreverent", but apparently I'M THE FUCKING MORON.

I'M A MORON? NO! FUCK YOU! YOU'RE A MORON, BITCH.

Stunkworm
06-02-2004, 12:53 PM
If you meant irrelevant, I'll go with the 12th rehash skit of any SNL recurring character.

If you meant irreverent, I'll go with "can I get a fucking A?"

If you meant irresolute, I'll go with any Prince Georgie the Lesser White House press conference.

agent_PUNT
06-02-2004, 02:02 PM
you just turned my AIDS into a small Indonesian child.

agent_PUNT
06-02-2004, 02:06 PM
In other words, I don't know what is going on and therefore I will attempt to ruin yet another thread.

Speaking of irrelevant... I saw a Biography on Lorne Michaels and they were talking about how he was the one responsible for finding all these great actor/comedians like Mike Myers, Chris Farley and putting them on the show... (i can't remember who they said he discovered but it was a big list)....anyways, my problem is this: How come people don't focus on the other 95% of his job that he truly stinks at? Imagine if Bob had his job, running a show that was guarenteed to be on for EVER???

Stunkworm
06-02-2004, 02:22 PM
I just took a nap at my desk and had a dream about a world in which Bob has a show that was guaranteed to go on forever. In that world, I travelled to faraway lands in a cozy canoe floating on a river of pure dark chocolate (with high high cocoa content to increase my vascular efficiency, of course). Happy monkeys greeted me from ice cream shores, leading me to 5-story plasma screens with never-ending non-irrelevant/irreverent skits from The Bob. The national news broke through briefly to inform us that AIDS has been wiped out in Indonesia and Mark SpitS!!! is now Emperor of Earth.

Mmmmm... never-ending Bob show...

God, my second post and I'm already an idiot.

Peace.

keepthechaaange
06-03-2004, 01:20 AM
Speaking of Bob dreams, I had a dream last night that I was out partying with Chris Farley (apparently he hasn't been dead all this time and he told me how he was still alive in my dream. But that was long ago) and the next day I went to a seminar that Bob was holding. The seminar was about Chris Farley for some reason. Bob just stood there and badmouthed Farley for what seemed like entire minutes until finally I woke up and masturbated.

agent_PUNT
06-03-2004, 12:29 PM
Oh wow, that is a creepy coincidence, I had a very similar dream, except that in my dream I was masterbating to a picture of Johnny Depp and when I woke up I was at Chris Farley's grave digging up his body. Still gives me goosebumps.

Dart Shitter
06-03-2004, 06:19 PM
speaking of Chris Farley, why haven't they made a movie about a human drug dog that is addicted to coke and works for the FBI or something? It's long over due....mark my words


Happy Janitor

3v3+Z
06-03-2004, 06:23 PM
That was an episode of "Family Guy".