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sizzlingsteaks
07-13-2004, 10:39 PM
It's time for an intervention.

Do you guys think David has a drinking issue? A lot of his anecdotes seems to start with "So I was in a bar...". He said he quit drinking for a few years on one of his HBO shows, obviously he fell off the wagon somewhere along the way. I don't know if he only drinks to get material, but I think he's pretty hilarious either way.

I believe David has a relapse planned for this November. Watch for his glorious return to sobriety next year.

aussiefan
07-14-2004, 12:18 AM
. .

agent_PUNT
07-14-2004, 08:25 AM
He doesn't have a drinking problem yet. But we should keep an eye on him just incase. God knows if WE aren't there for him, then no one will be.

On a side note... if you ever get a chance to see him, buy him some drinks, it's a great ice breaker.

Pig Josh
07-14-2004, 01:38 PM
How are you making Life Aquatic references already? Have you seen it?

I was under the impression that when David said he quit drinking for a year or whatever it was a joke because he immediately took a drink off a beer.

bitch
07-14-2004, 01:42 PM
David said something along the lines of, "its been a year since I've been sober"

Pig Josh
07-14-2004, 02:01 PM
Yeah, and then he took a drink of beer.

agent_PUNT
07-14-2004, 02:47 PM
from Shut Up... talking about having to do the morning radio show... he first talks about how he was going to stay in his hotel room and not drink.. i mean come on it's been a whole year, time to take a break.

is that what you are talking about?

agent_PUNT
07-14-2004, 02:49 PM
poor quality on my new pic. fuck.

agent_PUNT
07-14-2004, 03:11 PM
I don't get it, how do I make the quality... aw never mind.

CptPlanet
07-14-2004, 07:00 PM
punt what is that picture from?

Tammy Dobbs
07-14-2004, 07:07 PM
I thought in "Shut Up" he said something about staying in the hotel, reading a book and drinking water. Then he joked about how it has been three years since he hasn't drank and time to take a break.
Something like that? Either way, leave the man to his libations.

whateverman
07-14-2004, 10:59 PM
Nope. On SUYFB, what he says is that he's going to STAY in his room and NOT drink. Seriously, it's been 3 years, let's take a break. A break from DRINKING. Which of course he immedietly gives up, and goes get loaded.

And on the HBO special he WAS kidding when he said he'd been sober for a year. He says it, and immedietly takes a sip of beer, hence the joke.

I don't think he has anymore of a drinking problem than most people. He just knows how to have a good time.

Dart Shitter
07-15-2004, 12:01 AM
He's making more money then us so there fore he doesn't have a drinking problem and he's better then us

agent_PUNT
07-15-2004, 08:07 AM
the picture is from a charity show he did in NYC,

Aslong as he doesn't turn into Jerry Garcia I'm happy.

Pig Josh
07-15-2004, 11:49 AM
I can't believe there's so much confusion about this. Thank you, whateverman, for clearing it up.

gerald hennessy
07-15-2004, 11:50 AM
than

whateverman
07-15-2004, 11:18 PM
You're welcome, dude

CptPlanet
07-15-2004, 11:37 PM
Which HBO special does he do the "I've been sober for a year" thing on? I thought there was only one (The Pride Is Back), and I don't remember it on there.

whateverman
07-20-2004, 10:01 PM
HBO special is misleading, sorry about that. It's actually a HBO Half-Hour Comedy thing he did waaaay back in the day. That's where he does the "being sober for a year" thing.

Also, if you're a Mr Show fan, and I assume you are, it's worth checking out cause David does the "overly optimistic one armed drummer" bit that inspired "Indomitable Spirit"

melonhead
07-21-2004, 12:46 AM
yeah i saw that special. the very last thing is the "overly optomistic double amputee drummer"

CptPlanet
07-21-2004, 02:10 AM
Somebody better find this thing for me right now or heads will roll. HEADS. WILL. ROLL.

agent_PUNT
07-22-2004, 01:33 PM
David does not endorse any product displayed in this photgraph.

3v3+Z
07-22-2004, 07:21 PM
Nice! It's a shame you had to shitify the quality so much to comply with the avatar restrictions though.

Hey now, WAIT just a cotton pickin' minute... Is that the "KING OF BEERS" I see in one of his hands? (I don't know my left from right. Politically, at least.) Maybe the rumors of Bob & David feuding ARE true!

tjamick
07-22-2004, 07:41 PM
i hope they are becouse the bob can bring the pain. now i dont think either of them could win in a fight, but bobs yelling would be worth seeing.

3v3+Z
07-22-2004, 08:07 PM
Hey, that gives me an idea:

They should make a fake documentary called "Mr. Reality Show"! It could be newly filmed (or taped) stuff that's supposed to look like someone was recording all the behind the scenes goings on. The second the director says "cut", they all just start fucking SCREAMING at each other. Or, in some cases, they start screaming FUCKING each other. I wonder if they could pull off looking exactly like they used to. And I wonder if that's a shit premise. I don't know. I might like to see that. But if it went on for longer than 15 minutes, that could get REALLY old. And if it went on for UNDER 15 minutes, it obviously wouldn't seem like it covered the entire run of the series. Hey, you know what? WHO THE FUCK CARES?! I'll let the asshole who steals this idea deal with making it the fuck work.

teengirlsquad
01-04-2005, 03:21 PM
those glasses are hot; note to you buy those glasses girls will cream in their pants.

apotatojudge
01-05-2005, 12:00 AM
hey, i can't tell - is this a real discussion or a joke discussion? i mean, i can see some obvious jokes - but is this for reals?

CptPlanet
01-05-2005, 12:02 AM
Heineken used to be one of my favorite beers and it's still one of my favorite lagers. Becks is also a good lager. Budweiser however, is rotgut.

Treebeard
01-05-2005, 12:25 AM
Originally posted by apotatojudge
hey, i can't tell - is this a real discussion or a joke discussion? i mean, i can see some obvious jokes - but is this for reals?

julie you dont get it because its about BEER and girls dont drink BEER

agent_PUNT
01-05-2005, 10:24 AM
Originally posted by Treebeard
julie you dont get it because its about BEER and girls dont drink BEER

Weak.

treebeard i expect better from you.

apotatojudge
01-05-2005, 10:38 AM
Cpt can verify that I do, infact, drink beer.

Which explains why I gained ten pounds after graduating high school and another ten after I dropped out of college. Huzzah!

Treebeard
01-05-2005, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by agent_PUNT
Weak.

treebeard i expect better from you.

Really? I think I'm going to take that as a compliment.

fivechunk
01-05-2005, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by apotatojudge
Cpt can verify that I do, infact, drink beer.

Which explains why I gained ten pounds after graduating high school and another ten after I dropped out of college. Huzzah!




so that puts you up to 220?



SNAP!

agent_PUNT
01-05-2005, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by fivechunk
so that puts you up to 220?



SNAP!

I'll second that SNAP!

Welcome.

Hopefully you're not here just to be mean.

fivechunk
01-06-2005, 03:57 PM
naw I'm actually quite nice in nature.



I just decided to make my opener at someone else's expense.

humectress
01-07-2005, 07:22 PM
David's drinking problem is a turn-on. hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot

AndersLevant
01-07-2005, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by fivechunk
naw I'm actually quite nice in nature.



I just decided to make my opener at someone else's expense.

I think your opener is the best I've ever seen.

Treebeard
01-07-2005, 08:04 PM
five chunk is the best noob