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05-20-2007, 10:38 PM
My sister,Susan Silverman just married a guy named Yosef Abramowitz,and they decided to call themselves Susan Silverman-Abramowitz and Yosef Silverman-Abramowitz.But the rest of us think they should just shorten it to..."jews".

05-20-2007, 10:46 PM
A Jami Gertz forum? You must be in your thirties like me.

05-20-2007, 11:11 PM
Yeah!Did you like Still Standing?She started on Square Pegs way back!

05-20-2007, 11:31 PM
I never saw Still Standing. Do you have a discussion on your Gertz forum as to why her tits grew?

anus pie
05-21-2007, 01:01 PM
Sarah, where were you earlier? Your friend said you had some kind of emergency.

"Oh, I stubbed my vagina."

You can...stub it?

"Well, I can. I don't know about you."

06-29-2007, 12:58 PM
Sarah gives me a wicked chubby

08-27-2007, 08:56 PM
One of my favorite double S quotes comes from her show, actually.

Officer Jay: "Do you know why I'm standing here?"
Sarah: "Because you got all Cs in high school?"

Hahaha! Brilliant. I was charmed.