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klaus_kinski
08-02-2004, 02:58 PM
www.bobanddavid.com has undergone a major face-lift.

Check it out!

3v3+Z
08-02-2004, 04:10 PM
Wow. Huh. Thanks. I gave 'em my digits so they could hit me on the cell.

Stabby
08-02-2004, 04:11 PM
What do you need to register for?

3v3+Z
08-02-2004, 04:14 PM
To see some cool video clips, to enter contests that don't exist yet, and to get phone calls from supermodels.

CptPlanet
08-02-2004, 10:13 PM
Someone should register an account and let me use it.

3v3+Z
08-02-2004, 10:17 PM
What are you, a pussy? It don't cost nothin'. Don't ya trust Bob & David? You HAVE to see the clips of Brian & Sarah there! Killer!

Pali
08-03-2004, 01:15 AM
Bollocks to that place, I tried registering, entered my country as the UK and everything, then when I try and submit it demands I select a state. Whoever made that site is a damned fool.

Now I live in Alabama, UK.

3v3+Z
08-03-2004, 01:30 AM
Originally posted by Pali
Alabama, UK

And with that, we unveil the latest feature of BUTM:

BAND NAME of the DAY!!!

This could be fun. it WON'T be, but it could be, theoretically.


Anyway, fire off an angry email to B&D and demand some free schwag. Maybe they'll hook you up. Be the squeaky wheel. Wait, is it "schwag" or "swag"? Or do both work? I'm not hip. "HIP"! SEE! I'm using slang from before I was even fucking born.

tjamick
08-03-2004, 02:21 AM
i still use the even older "hep", call hot chicks "a fine dinner" and refer to my giutar as a "git-box" but to answer your question its schwag, or if you really wanna be kool (with a k, not a c) call it schwagg.

CptPlanet
08-03-2004, 02:32 AM
This thread is totally indie!

tjamick
08-03-2004, 02:35 AM
i think that "neat-o" is a better term. indie is a new-fangled term that spooks an old timey fellow like yours truly.

CptPlanet
08-03-2004, 02:36 AM
you upstarts with your cotton gins and electrified torches!

tjamick
08-03-2004, 02:41 AM
i sure hope mr. ford builds me a "model T"!
"model T' , now thats a name you can remember. imagine my own auty-mobile, i just hope i remember to wind it up before i take to the streets.

Stabby
08-03-2004, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by 3v3+Z
Anyway, fire off an angry email to B&D and demand some free schwag. Maybe they'll hook you up. Be the squeaky wheel. Wait, is it "schwag" or "swag"? Or do both work? I'm not hip. "HIP"! SEE! I'm using slang from before I was even fucking born.

yeah! and use some of that outragous British slang like say 'lets ride in a lift" or "something something bollucks" and tell them about dancing in the rain and using the loo that would charm the pants off me.

3v3+Z
08-03-2004, 11:09 PM
That reminds me...

I was wondering what would happen to these forums if they start up forums over there. I don't know. We peacefully coexist with ASpecialThing.com (though we're obviously MUCH smaller)...

Just a thought.

I think Bob & David are the ones constantly reporting posts here. They feel threatened by the hilariosity of (some of) us and want us shut down.

CptPlanet
08-03-2004, 11:22 PM
That's why, every time I post, I try to give them another reason not to fear us.

3v3+Z
08-03-2004, 11:29 PM
You're doing god's work, Captain.

CptPlanet
08-04-2004, 03:36 AM
From now on we're only allowed to post about airline peanuts.

Pali
08-04-2004, 04:38 AM
What's the deal with medical research, what are they doing, researching the world 'medical'?

Here's a tip buddy, get a dictionary.


HAHAHAHAHA, bye!

p.s. Do you like my new avatar? I'm trying to out-fag Captain.

agent_PUNT
08-04-2004, 09:04 AM
When I had a brief chance to talk to Mr. Cross (and I still feel as I owe him an apology for being a loud obnoxious drunk)... I mentioned this site and he acted as if he never had heard of it... So we should really start a petition to get this site added to the links on the official site.

Who is "with" me?!

Pali
08-04-2004, 03:05 PM
Well on the 9th (and 28th I might add) I'm seeing Mr. Cross and hopefully I'll be in the front. Then I can mention this place to him and he'll have to take notice. Hey maybe if this place gets really prominant, I could pretend I'm some sort of hotshot interviewer, and get Mr. Cross to answer my questions. I think I'd rock as an interviewer, I'd be all like 'So who's your favourite spice girl?'

tjamick
08-04-2004, 04:26 PM
maybe if, as a group, we kidnap and kill scott stapp we'll get some attention from B&D.

CptPlanet
08-04-2004, 06:03 PM
Or what if we just talked about fancy projects to get Bob and David to notice us and then we sat around and looked at hardcore pornography on our computers all day instead of actually doing anything we talked about? They'd have to acknowledge us then!

3v3+Z
08-04-2004, 06:15 PM
TRUST me, that does not work.

agent_PUNT
08-04-2004, 09:18 PM
PLease dont' stand in the front row and yell anything. PLease. How can that not sound like a bad idea to you?

3v3+Z
08-04-2004, 10:02 PM
Bullshit! Get a group of friends, stand up right in front... OH! Take some meth! Did I mention that? A LOT of meth! Then you and all your friends should fucking SCREAM, "DUDE! Do the 'I just wanna FEEL it' bit! That's AWSOME!!!" Scream that shit over and over and fucking over again through the ENTIRE set, including the introduction. THEN hunt him down after the show and tell him you represent this site. Tell him that you learned from HIM that the funniest and/or most important things to say are often pretty unpopular and act like that makes you the coolest guy in the world since you persisted in the face of boos, beer baths, beatings and... something else that starts with "B". Anyway, that would be kickass. Just be sure and do all of that POLITELY! You don't wanna ruin it for everybody.

Pali
08-05-2004, 01:50 AM
Originally posted by agent_PUNT
PLease dont' stand in the front row and yell anything. PLease. How can that not sound like a bad idea to you?

Don't be silly, I'm not really going to stand in the front. I'm the cool dude who stands at the side or the bar (if it's not too far back). I don't even laugh.

Unless I take meth, then I do what steve said.