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Treebeard
08-19-2004, 05:27 PM
Well, why doesn't she? She seems popular enough. She should have a website with lots of pictures and CDs that I can buy from her.

CptPlanet
08-19-2004, 05:58 PM
No kidding. Why won't someone make a fucking record of her doing comedy. That is all that it would take to make me happy goddammit. Anyone who knows anything about comedy knows who she is and that she's fucking funny. Record companies are usually eager to hump all the cash they can out of anyone who looks like they even have a remote chance of being successful, and yet Sarah Silverman has already been on Conan and Leno and done all sorts of shit in TV and movies and they don't give a shit.

It's not like comedy albums are especially expensive or time-consuming to produce. Follow to a show and fucking plug in a little doo-dad to her microphone and it'll do all the work for you. I'm angry at records! >:(

3v3+Z
08-19-2004, 09:04 PM
jesus IS Magic (http://www.killermovies.com/j/jesusismagic/articles/4318.html)

Treebeard
08-19-2004, 09:16 PM
That should be good. And if they're shooting it now, it'll probably be available before too long. I can't imgaine it could possibly have a theatrical release. And maybe, just maybe, Sarah will realize she has no choice but to get herself a website in order to sell the DVD.

CptPlanet
08-19-2004, 09:33 PM
Liam Lynch of Sifl & Olly fame?

3v3+Z
08-19-2004, 09:36 PM
"WHATEVA!"

3v3+Z
08-19-2004, 10:01 PM
Actually, I was just poking around this interweb thing to see what else she's up to. Apparently she and Mary Lynn Rajskub have signed on to star in the upcoming "Laverne & Shirley" movie!!! Should be out sometime in 2006. More info here (http://www.scotsindependent.org/2003/030523/pinocchio.jpg).

Treebeard
08-19-2004, 10:04 PM
thanks, bitch.

3v3+Z
08-20-2004, 04:01 AM
Originally posted by 3v3+Z
Actually, I was just poking around this interweb thing to see what else she's up to. Apparently she and Mary Lynn Rajskub have signed on to star in the upcoming "Laverne & Shirley" movie!!! Should be out sometime in 2006. More info here (http://www.scotsindependent.org/2003/030523/pinocchio.jpg).

This just in: More casting info for the "Laverne & Shirley" movie.


Andy Dick & Jack Black as Lenny & Squiggy respectively
Dane Cook as Carmine "The Big Ragoo" Ragusa
Larry David & Beverly D'Angelo as Laverne's parents (They WANTED Stiller & Meara.)


"Note: Since this project is categorized as being in production, the data is subject to change or could be removed completely." Courtesy of IMDb (http://imdb.com/title/tt0265298/)

CptPlanet
08-20-2004, 05:01 AM
http://www.fadetoblack.com/interviews/spacemoose/page2moose.gif

Rabot
08-25-2004, 12:43 AM
Any time I hear "Star Trek," "Niggardly" and "Nerds" in the same sentance, I can't help but think of Lavar Burton, the origonal Niggar Faggot.

http://fantasticadaily.com/uploadpremiere/italian_job_lavar.jpg

Has he been snorting coke in this pic or what?

http://www.house.gov/engel/images/five.gif

Way to stand up for your people and not take orders from whitey, Lavar. Kunta Kinte would never have stood for that.

http://bert.schnaeppchenjagd.de/go/bilder/49/2/4902133.JPG

RizzleMcIzzle
08-25-2004, 12:44 AM
Reading Rainbow rocked my world and there's no way this post will make me think otherwise!

agent_PUNT
08-25-2004, 09:30 AM
Even if Sarah had a website that was a piece of shit, atleast it would exist. I am SURE she can pay some kid 100 bucks a month to run a website. What the fuck.

chucknoblet
08-25-2004, 12:47 PM
so as far as a silverman album, does it have to be an entire live show, or would you settle for an albums-worth of random clips?

tjamick
08-25-2004, 01:18 PM
when those "all us" (all black) theaters put on roots, is Kunta Kinte played by a white guy?

agent_PUNT
08-25-2004, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by chucknoblet
so as far as a silverman album, does it have to be an entire live show, or would you settle for an albums-worth of random clips?

I'd want stand-up, but I'd settle for a well crafted clip CD. For the right price ofcourse.

chucknoblet
09-22-2004, 05:03 PM
ok, here's all i have, organized intoa clip collection. 118mb: link (http://www.suturesounds.com/mp3/SarahSilverman-ClipCollection.zip)

and a pic gallery: link (http://www.chucknoblet.com/dn/sarah.html)

CptPlanet
09-22-2004, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by chucknoblet
ok, here's all i have, organized intoa clip collection. 118mb: link (http://www.suturesounds.com/mp3/SarahSilverman-ClipCollection.zip)

and a pic gallery: link (http://www.chucknoblet.com/dn/sarah.html)

Are you fucking kidding me? THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

Seriously, that's fucking awesome and we all appreciate it! 118MB is a lot of bandwidth to donate. Thanks.

chucknoblet
09-23-2004, 11:13 AM
well, my buddy is letting me use the DSL at his house for the file so the speed might not be that great, but if anyone DLs it that has a better connection or server, maybe you can serve it up too> maybe seed it on the BT - i would but i only hav ea pooterbox at work and the IT guy freaks out on large amounts of outgoing data.

chucknoblet
09-23-2004, 11:19 AM
hey, here's a link with Sarah on LoveLine: http://p089.ezboard.com/faspecialthingthetenaciousdfanboardfrm2.showMessag e?topicID=1839.topic

agent_PUNT
10-21-2004, 09:08 AM
I flipped on the "Space Channel" yesterday, which shows everything from Video Game shows to Shows that look like Video games....

umm yeah,

So anyways...

Who do I see but Sarah Silverman...

She was standing on a desert planet surface beside a spaceship talking to some space-dude (not THE space dude, but a space dude)... he kisses her goodbye and flies off (into space I assume)....

turns out it is an episode of Star Trek (Voyager I believe?)... not sure if it is new or not. She wasn't in any more scenes, but it seemed like she was playing a pretty big part from the goodbye shot I saw...

I guess dating Jimmy Kimmel is really starting to help rocket her career.... (get it rocket, as in "outer space rocket" as in "she was on Star Trek, which is a show about outer space"....)

What the fuck, even my fake jokes aren't funny anymore.

I never shoulda broken up with Jimmy Kimmel.

chucknoblet
01-13-2005, 04:59 PM
just to keep the clip collection downloads alive... (http://www.suturesounds.com/mp3/SarahSilverman-ClipCollection.zip)

link to below files in one ZIP file
01 - 20021204 - Hoboken NJ - 01 - Ira intro.mp3
02 - 20021204 - Hoboken NJ - 02 - some comedy.mp3
03 - 20021204 - Hoboken NJ - 03 - more comedy.mp3
04 - 20021204 - Hoboken NJ - 04 - funny, funny comedy.mp3
05 - 20021204 - Hoboken NJ - 05 - a song.mp3
06 - 20021204 - Hoboken NJ - 06 - then more comedy.mp3
07 - 20040913 - Air America Radio.mp3
08 - Conan 01.mp3
09 - Conan 02.mp3
10 - Conan 03.mp3
11 - Conan 04.mp3
12 - Conan 05.mp3
13 - Crank Yankers - Hadassah Responds To an Ad.mp3
14 - Hugh Hefner's Roast.mp3
15 - Improv.mp3
16 - Late World 01.mp3
17 - Leno 01.mp3
18 - The View 01.mp3
19 - Tough Crowd - Birds and Bees.mp3

chucknoblet
04-07-2005, 02:08 PM
bump

Citrus Mountain
04-19-2005, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by agent_PUNT
I guess dating Jimmy Kimmel is really starting to help rocket her career....


I thought I'd heard the both of them mention they dated each other.

What the hell happened to Jimmy's wife who was on the man show all the time? Don't tell me the shitheel dumped the mother of his children!

Charlie Church
04-20-2005, 02:09 AM
I think she 'dumped' him. For making her be on the Man Show all the time.

Or, she died. Like the Ziggy Zaggy Guy.

Pali
04-20-2005, 02:22 AM
I've said it before, but I just don't find her that funny myself. Though this is probably alternative comedy internet discussion forum suicide.

chucknoblet
10-17-2005, 02:17 PM
bump

CptPlanet
11-12-2005, 10:36 AM
bump

chucknoblet
08-31-2006, 01:46 PM
bump

Pali
08-31-2006, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by Pali
I've said it before, but I just don't find her that funny myself. Though this is probably alternative comedy internet discussion forum suicide.

Oh yes I do, I'm such a filthy liar.

Does she still not have a site then?

VXmen
09-13-2006, 05:29 PM
Good Times.

TomWopat
09-13-2006, 08:02 PM
http://metadish.com/images/lohan-snaatch.jpg

damn.

CptPlanet
09-13-2006, 08:54 PM
man that is one piece of shit vagina

CptPlanet
09-13-2006, 08:55 PM
also i like how they have it highlighted

like your eyes arent naturally drawn to something that looks like a freeze dried exit wound

scotch-romanian
09-13-2006, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by CptPlanet
man that is one piece of shit vagina
makes you wonder why she'd carry that picture of it around with her.

*shoots self*

radioactive
10-05-2006, 08:58 AM
What happened to Sarah's Comedy Central show? Where it at?

RizzleMcIzzle
10-05-2006, 11:00 AM
It's next to her website.

stoneme
10-08-2006, 04:11 PM
did you see that sarah silverman is playing the secret policeman's ball in london this month? it says here www.secretpoliceman.com.

does this mean she's finally gonna make it - i hope she does her scat jokes.

worth checking out these films as well - jokes about torture. amnesty has gone crazy. but funny.

http://www.amnesty.org.uk/secretpolice/pthplayer.asp

mpdoody
10-18-2006, 12:15 PM
this girl really does it for me.. and her movie is hilarious

mpdoody
10-18-2006, 12:18 PM
Oh yes I do, I'm such a filthy liar.

Does she still not have a site then?

have you seen her in the aristocrats... she is hilarious

mpdoody
10-18-2006, 12:18 PM
what the hell is this doing here

mpdoody
10-18-2006, 12:19 PM
http://metadish.com/images/lohan-snaatch.jpg

damn.

what is this doing here