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Stabby
08-21-2004, 04:01 PM
I put this in this forum because last night i went 'oh boy oh boy time for real time but it wasn't on last night (wtf?) and instead they had a dennis miller joke-a-thon (with lotsa funny jokes, j/k about that part actually).

I had never seen him besides his olden days on SNL and his spectacular failure as a Monday Night Football host. And wow he really sucks it up big times/

Even the amount of laughter he was getting was miniscule and he made those "whatsa matta you?' jokes sooo often everytime he only got a little laughter. "the crowds just arriving" sure dennis, keep smiling you bagadouche.

waht a jerk huh guys?

Pali
08-21-2004, 08:48 PM
His voice makes my nipples hard, and not in the good way. Only reason I've heard stuff of his was because of references in David Cross' standup.

He's a jerk.

3v3+Z
08-21-2004, 09:18 PM
I suspect that Dennis Miller has probably ALWAYS been an asshole. I think there's a combination of the fact that I'm older and wiser and he's not hiding it as well. He was using big words and making obscure references, so he SEEMED smart, but it was a cover for his insecurities. Just like, it SEEMED like he had long hair, but it was really just a mullet.

If you'd like to read more about Dennis Miller, check your local library. Or check out this (http://www.blowupthemoon.com/community/showthread.php?s=&threadid=443) old thread. (Skip past the stuff I said that WASN'T in Dennis Miller's voice, though. It's not that strong, for the most part.)

Originally posted by Stabby
I put this in this forum because last night i went 'oh boy oh boy time for real time but it wasn't on last night...

Yeah, I did the same gad dong thing. He CAN'T take a fucking week off! It's too IMPORTANT to have him on right now! That goes for John Stewart, too! And the fucking host-persons on Air America... They get more time off than... oh... what's that guy's name... you know... that president guy... hang on, it'll come to me...

3v3+Z
07-31-2005, 06:37 PM
BUSH! That's that guys name. Sorry it took me so long to remember that.

ME!!!!
07-31-2005, 06:44 PM
Guys, I want to take your side on this, but look at that salt-and-pepper beard!
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/26/tv.dennismiller.ap/story.dennis.miller.jpg
He looks too much like Wayne Coyne for me to do anything but smile.

Brain Stew
07-31-2005, 08:20 PM
ME!!!, I'm trying to vibe to your whole "Road to Damascus" vibe, but I can't help but feel like Emperor Charles V at the Diet of Worms.

Whoa, did I just make TWO religious history references in one sentence? I am as embarrased as Percy Pilcher!

ME!!!!
07-31-2005, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by Brain Stew
Whoa, did I just make TWO religious history references in one sentence? I am as embarrased as Percy Pilcher!

With all those religious jokes I can call up Kathryn Cramer and we'll make a frickin' anthology. I can even pull a few strings and get Snorri Sturluson to write a post mortem apologetic preface for the Christians, har har.

Kelsy
07-31-2005, 09:45 PM
Hmmm... yes, interesting.



This is kind of related.
I don't know.

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