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My sister,Susan Silverman just married a guy named Yosef Abramowitz,and they decided to call themselves Susan Silverman-Abramowitz and Yosef Silverman-Abramowitz.But the rest of us think they should just shorten it to..."jews".
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A Jami Gertz forum? You must be in your thirties like me.
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Yeah!Did you like Still Standing?She started on Square Pegs way back!
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I never saw Still Standing. Do you have a discussion on your Gertz forum as to why her tits grew?
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Sarah, where were you earlier? Your friend said you had some kind of emergency.

"Oh, I stubbed my vagina."

You can...stub it?

"Well, I can. I don't know about you."
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Sarah gives me a wicked chubby
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One of my favorite double S quotes comes from her show, actually.

Officer Jay: "Do you know why I'm standing here?"
Sarah: "Because you got all Cs in high school?"

Hahaha! Brilliant. I was charmed.
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