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'Congradulations' Are In Order!

Today I was promoted from part-time to full-time at Best Buy (super-cool place to find all your electronic needs, except treadmills).

Oh, and with this, I also found out that I might of been the "salesman" on an Eyewitness News "Under-Cover Investigation" into the store. Hmm... strange turn of events, eh?
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good job timmy!!!!!
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I always thought it was "congratulations are AN order". Turns out I was wrong. I just Googled "congratulations are IN order" and it said there were about 60,800 results, vis-a-vis only about 32 results for "AN". That's far fewer than the number of results I got for the misspelling that I copy & pasted from your subject line and would have never even noticed had Mr. Google not corrected me. "CongraDulations are IN order" gets about 1,250 results. "CongraDulations are AN order": NOTHING!

Anyway, it's "might HAVE been", not "might OF been (5,270,000 to 22,300), IDIOT! (Though "might'VE" [99,100] would've been perfectly acceptable.)
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I google war-red, "Paris Hilton is a Dumb Bitch" vs "Paris Hilton is a Stupid Bitch," the results were outstanding. Huh?
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I'm an ever expanding ball of rage and resentment that will hopefully engulf the whole festering world.

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I get medical benefits and a 401k. So, from what I understand, I can get hit by a car and they'll pay for it, and they give me $401,000.
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and they give me $401,000.


i'm sorry, but this cracked me up.
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I get medical benefits and a 401k. So, from what I understand, I can get hit by a car and they'll pay for it, and they give me $401,000.
Uh, do you really think that is what a 401K is and does?
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i don't think that k_k's question is worthy of a reply.
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...silly rabbit...
So you were joking....
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I'll run you over. If you bet $400,00 I'll only take 40,000.
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